If you had to guess, how many calories do you consume on the Fourth of July

Fewer than 2,000. I'm responsible.
0% (0 votes)
2,000-3,000. I let myself indulge a little bit.
50% (1 vote)
3,000 or more. It's unpatriotic to consume fewer than that on America's Birthday.
50% (1 vote)
Total votes: 2